Hound Buddy Gifts

'Fred, we've been together too long!'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

"I like going to school...and I like coming home from school. It's all the stuff in the middle that gives me trouble."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"Just for the heck of it, how do you plead?"

Bike Rides

"Not now, Oliver."

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

'How's my rabbit settling into his new home? He's still a bit jumpy!'

"Sorry I'm late! The driving conditions are awful!"

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

'Why can't you SHARE the hedge?'

'One final question.. what's your policy on table scraps?'

"I'm not his best friend. But he is in my extended network."

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

'Just for once, can't we have a picnic without your mates turning up to crawl all over the food?'

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

"If I adopt you, you're going to have to wake me up and walk me twice a day."

"Where do you see yourself in five pints time?"

"Will I lose my hare?"

Man and dog on treadmills.

"Some day, we should bait our hooks."

'Didn't I tell you I could find carrots even in winter?'

"Well dudes, gotta go. My honey needs a lot of attention."

'Peter it appears that you have an STD known as 'cottontail'.'

'Someday, son, when I've gone to that big roundup in the sky all this will be yours.'

"Every single day, guys ask you for advice about women, work, sports... Haven't you ever even heard of the law of supply and demand?. . .I'd be glad to steer the downtrodden and the forlorn your way for a mere 82% of the man-to-man-talk fee."

"Whoa. Check it out, Doug. Your ex-wife is sitting right below us with that dolt she ran off with..."

"If you think this is bad, you should see what they do to themselves"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'