Dog Buddies Gifts

Don't you hate when you build a time machine, return from the future, and forget what you were going to warn everyone about?

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Hey Harry, you know you've been walking around with a biscuit on your nose for the last two hours?'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

Collies Without Borders

"Not now, Oliver."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

'They're dog roses!'

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

'Sorry, I can't come: Young Master has joined the scouts and tied me up with a fancy knot I can't work out...'

"Let me know if you smell any large-mouth bass."

Oh boy, lucky you were there: I was cramping up. I need a few minutes rest if you don't mind...

Dog Birthdays

"Shhh! I'm hiding from Mistress who wants to go on a walk! It's cold and raining outside: no way I'm wearing that stupid coat again!"

'Wow, I sure got a lot of mail today!'

"Thank goodness for pet doors because the alarm on my piddle clock was about to ring on the rug."

Sonata for Piano and Dog

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"It's nice to be wanted."

Man and dog on treadmills.

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

When bored, we board

'He's hoping to get out on appeal.'

Dog History