Dog-loving Buddies Gifts

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Playing Fetch.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

A large leaf falling on a dog

Skeleton playing fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Blind man walking a tortoise.

Raised by Dogs

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

Collies Without Borders

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Canine Scentipede

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

"She's a miniature."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"You're completely screwed up."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.