Dog-loving Buddies Gifts

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

Playing Fetch.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

Skeleton playing fetch.

'He's the one who needs obedience training!'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Well, you got the dog to protect you against criminals. Perhaps now you'll have to hire a criminal to protect you from the dog.'

Canine Scentipede

Raised by Dogs

"I'm beginning to think that buy one, get one free is not always a good thing."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Collies Without Borders

Blind man walking a tortoise.

"Where's the ball? Where's the ball?"

"She's a miniature."

Dog's In Tray and Out Tray

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Bill did the voice-over for this commercial."

'They're dog roses!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

Highlights From The Annual Central Park Country Fair

"You're completely screwed up."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Dog selling toilet water on front lawn