Dog Lover Friends Gifts

Skeleton playing fetch.

Missing human - answers to bark bark bark!

"My name is Prince, and I'm a barkaholic."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.

"I said FETCH! Not KVETCH!"

"Quick, act casual."

Collies Without Borders

In Need of A Best Friend.

'I told you, never utter that four letter work - 'walk!''

'He's a good watchdog,but not particularly good with children.'

You dropped something.

"Will you wait for me, Max?"

"Will there be trees?"

His master's voice

Happy Xmas

"Don't blame me, this was your idea."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Bitchbark Canoe

Playing Fetch.

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

A Good Batch.

'I'd say he's 10 percent 'pet' and 90 percent 'Lord and Master of All He Surveys'.'

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"Pick me!"

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"My emotional support dog ate my comfort food."

"I figure if I was still employed, I wouldn’t get to spend all this time with you!"

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'