Dog Lover Friend Gifts

"Your love gives me strength."

'This would be a lot more fun if you didn't throw like a girl.'

Dog swim teams: 'Give me 10 more laps!'

"I know you're a working dog, Angus. I just don't have anything for you right now."

Steven the dog.

"Sorry Frank, but I can no longer go on with this charade. Not only am I not your best friend, I'm not even sure if I like you at all."

"If you two are through with your braised sirloin tips, I'll just go ahead and clear the table."

'I thought I was your lap-top!'

What do I do now?

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"It's nice to be wanted."

'Dog Show' 'Worst breath winner'

"You should try it I'm very happy with my personal trainer."

Yoga for dogs

"Don't you have a snooze button?"

'Do you have any identification other than the collar?'

'Don't be surprised if he throws that life preserver at you. I got him at a rescue shelter.'

'Well, it wasn't me.'

'I love this web TV, and so user friendly.'

'Play dead.'

'He's the laziest dog I've ever seen.'

'You realize you're spoiling Bilbo.'

'No, I am not finished with the comics section, now give me back my glasses!'

"Well, I won't be asking 'what's for dinner' for awhile."

'Yes, there are a few questions about his parentage.'

Ship with dog hanging out of window.

'Courtesy wag.'

Dog dropping slippers out of the window.

'He used to offer unconditional love until he retained an attorney.'

'He's training for a career in law.'

A Close Encounter

"That's a good boy. – Now, are you taking your vitamins?"

Jay Walking

"YAP YAP YAP YAwaiit a second. Has he been saying 'fetch' this whole time? I thought he wanted me to 'kvetch'."

Autumn Dog