Dog-loving Friend Gifts

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

'Frank Sinatra's Puppy.'

Puppy toys according to a human vs. puppy toys according to a puppy

'And here's something for the dog.'

Man and Dog out for a walk, sharing music.

Buy a dog - the ideal pet for those too busy to mess up their homes themselves.

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'I told you he liked kids.'

"You're right, boy... man nor beast!"

"Have you seen Spot lately?"

"Write about dogs."

"Well, hell, if I don't fetch it they'll find some young pup who will."

K-9 10k

"Where do you see yourself five years from now? Dog years, of course."

"I'm beginning to believe that this is just busy work."

'Why do they call it walking the dog?'

'Bad Dogs And The Bitches Who Love Them'.

Strong Dog

"I now propose a 5 minute break so we can confide with our dogs."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"He's my plus one."

The joy of dining with dog loving friends.

"Me too, I love these dog friendly pubs!"

"What happened to his face?"

"He's obedient as long as my requests align with his internal moral imperatives."

Only 4 shopping days till national dog week

Jumping Dogs

"What's worse, that or this?"

"He's like having our own personal trainer. . ."

"My favorite is also 'let sleeping dogs lie'."

"You want twenty bones delivered? Are you sure Mr Jones? You usually order two bones a week."

Distracted dog walker.