Best Friend Who Loves Dogs Gifts

"The key to meditation is learning to stay."

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

A large leaf falling on a dog

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

Christmas Pets

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'They're dog roses!'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Your love gives me strength."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

Garbage Piñata

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'