Best Friend With A Dog Gifts

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"My political platform focuses on more ice cream and more frisbee chasing, with less chores and fewer baths."

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Canine Scentipede

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Out, damned Spot.'

On Valentine's Day, sometimes you don't need cards, candy or flowers from the ones who love you.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

Feline Stand Up - 'Fetching...how dumb is that? And another thing I don't understand...what's with all that TAIL WAGGING?'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Hey Mister Petrie, what's the world's record for tennis balls in a retriever's mouth?'

Inflatable Duck Boat

'F-E-E-D-T-H-E-D-O-G . . . Hey that's spooky! Why would your granddad say that?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

'Surely they don't expect us to carry around THAT sort of money?'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'We had him trained to stay off the furniture, right up until we gave up.'

'Sure, they have nine lives, but they spend eight of them asleep.'

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that's inappropriate.'

Dog with toilet IV

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'This is no game! This is who I am!'