Friend With A Pet Dog Gifts

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

'Out, damned Spot.'

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Chasebook

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Humans are strange."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Separation

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

"Cat park"

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Cat king.

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Examination.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

Dog Day Afternoon