Friend With A Pet Dog Mugs

'This is the place I was telling you about.'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Dog Hunting Trophies.

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

Christmas Pets

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'Out, damned Spot.'

'Can you give him something to relax his jaws?'

"Humans are strange."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Chasebook

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Separation

"Cat park"

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Dog Day Afternoon

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

Examination.

'Do me a favor and don't let my dog see my license photo.'

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Cat king.