Friend With Dogs Mugs

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

The nice things about dogs is they're always satisfied with a pat answer.

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

'Super Dog'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Lamb Noise.

"This never happened."

Canine Scentipede

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'They're dog roses!'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Your love gives me strength."

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

'Out, damned Spot.'

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."