Friends With Dogs Mugs

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Skeleton playing fetch.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Raised by Dogs

Collies Without Borders

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"You're completely screwed up."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Lori, I can’t talk right now — I’m right in the middle of updating my dog’s Facebook page."

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

Unbeknownst to most, dogs are actually greedy bastards searching for gold,

Dog on balconey in city sniffing tree in pot

Dog with toilet IV

"I yip, therefore I am."

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Animal Actors

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"True, it is 'organic.' It's also a dead squirrel!"

"You've got athletes foot."

"What's that smell, girl? Is it spring?"

"Oh, for Pete’s sake – it’s the ocean!"

Fetching some fuel.

"Yeah, I've put on a lot of weight, but my master's favourite command is "sit, sit, sit!" I barely ever get to exercise..."

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Real hungry? Should be, 'Really hungry.' Adjectives take adverbs.'

'No need to shout.'

Dog's game

'I've finally learned to delegate.'

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

People with pet dogs in a dog park with workout equipment for dogs.