Friend With Dogs Pillows

"Oh great, Mister-I-can't-ever-catch-anything-that's-actually-alive is coming over to take it out on us again."

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"So, tell me a little bit more about this house training you mention on your CV."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

A large leaf falling on a dog

Little dog in Romance section in bookstore under sign: 'Puppy Love'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'Super Dog'

"And for lot 27 we have another old tennis ball."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Rusty starts to have very violent thoughts toward his tail.

Canine Scentipede

“Who’s a good boy that doesn’t feel obliged to prove it by holding too many interesting literary and social opinions?”

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'They're dog roses!'

'Fragile little dogs are not supposed to enjoy walks in such weather.'

"Your love gives me strength."

'Out, damned Spot.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"I think I'm beginning to embrace humiliation."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"