Friend With Pets Gifts

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

"This is really embarrassing."

Top Dog

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Dogs are nothing but kiss-ups.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

'I'm in the lead!'

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"We're just trying to maintain the user experience."

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Lamb Noise.

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.