Friend With Pets T-Shirts

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Elevator: Up, Stay, and Lay Down.

'Aren't you supposed to be going for a walk?'

Dog's rear end state park.

"This is really embarrassing."

Top Dog

Dog watching 'Watchdog'.

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

'Dogs are nothing but kiss-ups.'

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'I'm the lady who called about the tranquilizers.'

'I'm in the lead!'

Mutant Mootunes - Beyond Rabbit

Your cat is lunching on my wild birds. So? Keep him inside! He needs to express himself! Great! He can express himself musically! Fine! That should do it!

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"We're just trying to maintain the user experience."

"See? It's water, not cats and dogs. I was speaking figuratively."

Bitchbark Canoe

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

"There's something about ripping the stuffing out of a toy that turns me into a wild dog. I'm afraid I actually like that feeling."

"This never happened."

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Lamb Noise.

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."