Animal Friends T-Shirts

Elephant blowing up balloons

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Raised by Dogs

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"This never happened."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

'She still won't accept that she's the cat, and not the meow.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Labrador Non-retriever

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

'It says here: while most dogs are family dogs, some dogs like one family member more. Do you think Fritzi is like that?'

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

Animal Actors

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'