Animal Friendship T-Shirts

Animal Actors

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Lamb Noise.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

"This never happened."

Raised by Dogs

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Garbage Piñata

Labrador Non-retriever

Life's a Bench.

Picnic with thieves

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dam it all

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

They can't all look like sheep butts.

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

'Sure I sleep all day. She snores all night.'

Cow outboard engine

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

A man selling a horse to an older lady