Animal Friendship Gifts

Animal Actors

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I know it’s an issue, and we’re working on it in therapy."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Raised by Dogs

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Lamb Noise.

"This never happened."

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

Dog with saucepan stuck on its head

"Never mind how I got up here....just call the fire department."

"He sits there all day waiting to chase the email man."

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

Labrador Non-retriever

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

Picnic with thieves

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

Dogs Aren't/Are Just For Christmas

'What's wrong? Woof woof?'

"The vet made me wear this, and I can't lick my balls...uh...could I lick yours for awhile, Rex?"

"Have you consider the possibility that I don't want the paper?"

Dog Walking and Child Walking.

'What a cool way of blowing bubblegum!'

A man selling a horse to an older lady

'Soulless fruit flies are the nanotechnology of the fear industry.'