Animal Friendship Fan Gifts

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Mixed Doubles.

"Snow White! It's the dancing, singing woodland creatures wondering if you want to go down the pub."

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Good evening! The debate over animal experiments continues...'

Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I hate it when we fight."

Wolf Karaoke

Lamb Noise.

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"She's a miniature."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"I'm supposed to wake Jasper up at sunrise, but which pile of snow is he asleep under?"

"I'm in children's books, myself."

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

Life's a Bench.

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

Picnic with thieves

"I'm a monster."

"Perhaps we got off on the wrong paw."

"Wheeeeeeeeeee!"

"Stop squawking. Use your words."