Four-legged Friend Fan Gifts

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Careful with Number Three. I hear she's a tough one to please."

"That's way too much information!"

"Ok, maybe I am eating too fast."

"Have you tried biting him?"

...thirty-nine years young, recent divorcee, lifestyle includes a canine leitmotif....

Dog needs.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Ben is out to settle an old score with a porcupine.'

"You won't find a better breed if it's affection you're looking for."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"Yes, I will treat you today, Rover...but in the future please bring your master with you."

"He out does himself because he thinks that we're playing a game."

Shelter Dog 101 "Perfect!"

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"Your love gives me strength."

"Do you think the birds like me?"

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!