Four-legged Friends Fans Gifts

"Jack Russell?"

Playing Fetch.

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Have you tried biting him?"

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

Christmas Pets

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Sees Only Food

Dog Training.

"Thanks for your concern, and yes, I'm a rescue dog, but that's my actual job title: I rescue people..."