Four-legged Friends Fan Gifts

'Feeding dog food to dogs is NOT ethnic stereotyping!'

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Playing Fetch.

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

Man on motorbike with side kennel.

Dog lover

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Yeah, I don't like this part either."

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

"Your motivation is that you're a dog and it's food."

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Puppy.

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

Lost my squeaky toy. Please help.

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

Dog owner sees pet reading book, 'How to train your owner'.

'I can see the practical side of fetching, but what's the point of rolling over?'

"We need to channel his energy into something positive."

"I can't believe how much I love her. Just look at those sienna eyes and that adorable little nose. I honestly don't know how I'd survive without her." "He has food."

Dog Love.

"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"

Know your dog - The brain.

Dog Training.