Four-legged Companion Fan Gifts

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

No littering...

Wolf Karaoke

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

Cat and mouse

"She's a miniature."

"Have you tried biting him?"

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Garbage Piñata

Santa Dog

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

'Sure, he acts like he's into you now, but, trust me...he's only interested in one thing.'

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

'This is a real barnburner.'

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Know your dog - The brain.

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

(Overachieving Dog) (Just get me the paper and let Mr. Rather go!)