Four-legged Companion Fan Gifts

'I think he's got dropsy, doc. He keeps dropping on the ground.'

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Cat and mouse

Wolf Karaoke

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

No littering...

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

"She's a miniature."

"Have you tried biting him?"

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Santa Dog

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet.""This is Giselle, our bichon frise, and Fred, our legacy pet."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'I had no idea there were so many types of dog treats.'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

Know your dog - The brain.

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."