Companion Animal Fans Gifts

"She's a miniature."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Head over Hooves

Wolf Karaoke

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Santa Dog

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

'Dang, you were right! It is formal!'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'That's right...he'll lick you to death.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

"I'm a monster."

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

'This is a real barnburner.'

Happy birthday Darling!

"I think they may have rumbled me, Sarge."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

"Okay, ha ha, now seriously...Where's the rest of the nuts?"

'You look quite distinguished with that gray hare on your head, Jim!'

Boarway Show

"This maze hasn't been much fun since the tourists found it."

'I know it's not around too much this season but I think I have swine flu!'

"Gesundtheit, Dear."

"I'll just have a small salad. . . say 400 pounds of fresh river vegetation."

'Here comes another swarm - it must be that time of year again.'

Animal immigration

"I didn't get the job: apparently, burying your head in the sand is not a good project management strategy..."

'Charlotte's web-cam'