Feline Friend Fan Gifts

'Just what I always wanted.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"Pick me!"

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"And where have you previously moused?"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

'It's normal, don't worry, people on the street just love patting puppies...'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"You can either make a pledge or join us in this weekend's Barkathon."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'When he comes through that door, let's all jump up and give him a big kiss!'

Shelter Cat Nap

Fluffy explains her string theory.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"Sorry, bud. You know the rules... Dibs is dibs."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."