Feline Fan Gifts

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

"It's kittens."

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'I'll sit on your lap when I decide, okay?'

Mission statement for cats: To be worshipped like gods.

'Of course I know my name, but if I respond how can I maintain my air of superior detachment?'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

'Wow! Too bad for you tail-wagging isn't an aerobic exercise!'

How Cats See Their Home.

'Yeah, I don't know why they bought that new one, we haven't finished with this one yet...'

'His number must be listed, Operator....

'How are you at following directions?'

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills!'

'I'm afraid you're just going to have to accept that dogs just don't like you.'

Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.

"It's for you Fluffy."

'Happy now?'

'If we're man's best friend, why don't we have indoor bathroom facilities like the cat?'

"Get off that table! Don't you understand plain English"

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.'

'Time for my favorite soap opera, Nine Lives to Live.'