Festive Feline Fan Gifts

"Back for more, huh?"

Santa Cat

Happy Rosh Hashanah Cats

Cat at the piano

Cat on the violin

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"I love these old decorations!"

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

'It was part way through the initial investigation that detective Walters felt as if he was being watched, but there was no one in the room. No one that is except the cat, who sat contently on the chair and watched him with an almost human repose.'

Pyramid catflap...

Cat mistakes bars for toilets.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Dear Diary: Today I ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped. Ate, groomed, napped ... HAIRBALL!!"

'I just love that little fluffy grey kitten!'

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'I'm making you our receiving manager. Now, go fetch!'

"Cat park"

Meet Santa's entourage

'HEEL!...HEEL!'