Festive Feline Enthusiast Gifts

"Tree's up!"

"Happy New Year!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Litter Tray Training

"This never happened."

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Christmas Pets

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

"What we're looking for is someone who think outside the box?"

'What's that humming sound?'