Festive Feline Enthusiast T-Shirts

"Tree's up!"

"Happy New Year!"

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"This never happened."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Pets.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Cat Hecklers

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Christmas Pets

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

Funky Facts: Cats

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

'What's that humming sound?'

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

Pet Cemetery.

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"