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"So who is this First pet?"

'...and don't ever get near his nose. You never know where that thing's been!'

"Who's going to tell them they didn't invent catnip."

Sorry Dear, until they put mice into tins you'll have to make do with chicken.

'This is my first time catting around. I hope I brought everything.'

'I know it's your bed, but she's our guest. Sorry, sweetie, but you're going to have to sleep on the couch.'

'You say odd things.'

The Cat that Ate the Canary, 3 a.m.

'And with this promotion comes an office with a sunny spot.'

1001 Hairball Crafts

'This is it, I've just heard them: They're selling the flat and are buying a house with a garden!'

I care because I don't.

Copycats

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Cat box"

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"Hold my calls, Kimberly. I'm with a ball of string."

'Dogs are so silly: Just throw a ball or a stick and they'll chase it and bring it back!'

"Now I really hate poetry."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

"And where have you previously moused?"

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'