Feline Fan Mugs

'Not the dog, not the dog, , ,'

"It's kittens."

"Can I interest you in nine life policies?"

"Innovation requires curiosity...and that's why I've hired..."

'We did a catscan on him and we still don't know why they purr.'

Thanks to the kitty-cam, curiosity no longer kills the cat.

'I'm sorry, we did all we could, but she had a severe case of curiosity.'

"Stock options won't do it. I'll also need a ball of yarn."

Woman pins up a Lost Cat poster on a telegraph pole, but the cat is hiding from her behind the pole.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

'Of course I know my name, but if I respond how can I maintain my air of superior detachment?'

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

'Being finicky has nothing to do with taste - it's about power and control.'

Golf Lynx

"Get your polka-dot butt out of my leaves!"

'Let's settle who's smarter, once and for all. I challenge you to a game of chess.'

'... I have decided to change my name.'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

'His number must be listed, Operator....

'If we're man's best friend, why don't we have indoor bathroom facilities like the cat?'

'My cat died this morning. This is a legal nightmare. There are nine wills!'

'How are you at following directions?'

'Do we have an exit strategy?'

"He said he was a dog person so I dated him, but he was secretly a cat person."

Free Kitten to any Child Unaccompanied by an Adult.

'Let me know if you are uncomfortable.'

"Psst - wanna buy some catnip...?"

"I'm the one who can talk him down, Dad. You give ME the fifty bucks."

How Cats See Their Home.

"It's for you Fluffy."

Schrodingers cat at the vets

Mouse pushes the mousetrap in the cats way

'I have a feeling that in this dispute over castrating the cat...

'And all this time you thought she was just being annoying.'