Feline Fans Mugs

'If I act selfish, independent and introverted, it's because I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body.'

Identity Crisis - cat in dog kennel.

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'Sure, it's easy for you to plan for the long haul... with your nine lives!'

Frank has intimacy issues.

Cats that don't land on their feet.

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Listen, I'm too old and tired to chase mice around, so if you're discreet and don't show yourself to my humans, we can cohabit. . ."

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

Things to do while you're stuck at home during the coronavirus crisis.

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"Foster failure"

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Do you have any catsup?'

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

Cat Towels

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'