Feline Aficionados Mugs

Bill, stop it! Feral cats don't purr!

Leopard to other: 'I can't change my spots, so I'm getting a tattoo.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Fair warning - if that's not full fat, straight fro the cow it's going to get very unpleasant around here."

"For me? How sweet!"

Atomic Wait

'That book about brushing your cat's teeth...you should move it to the humor section.'

"Who are these people, and what are they doing in my home?"

'Well, it's very hard for me not to be catty.'

Cat with baubles on it's whiskers.

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

'Ripping furniture to shreds doesn't turn me on anymore. What I'd like to get my claws on is somebody's reputation.'

'Did he leave an actual horoscope that I could read?'

"Only one of my lives was a bowl of cherries."

"How do I make the Fire Brigade understand that I actually climb the tree to get away from the nasty old lady!"

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?