Feline Enthusiast Mugs

Have you seen this laser dot?

I can write eight life policies naming you as beneficiary...

"One day, this will all be yours."

A cat looks confident about balancing on the beam.

Happy Hanukkah Cats

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Cat show success.

"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."

Diving Cat.

My Bowl Is Empty.

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'

'Ignore him, Josh, he's just trying to make you revert.'

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

"I'm listening - I just need to chase this insect real quick."

Cat with a mallet waiting for mouse to come out of one of 3 mouse holes.

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

'See! That cat always knows when it's his time to be put out!'

'This new cat is good.'

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

"One more time... who keeps kicking litter all over the floor?"

Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.

'He's very user friendly.'

'You do nice work!'

"Have you no shame?"

"It's an illegal sublet."

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!