Feline Enthusiast Mugs

I can write eight life policies naming you as beneficiary...

"One day, this will all be yours."

'That's right, the red-headed bullfinch. Man, you're really good at this.'

Happy Hanukkah Cats

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Sorry Coach, I can't do the Fosbury Flop: I always land on my feet...

'All dogs have 4 legs. Tabby has 4 legs. But I'm just a kid, so I don't have to think logically.'

"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."

Diving Cat.

Cat show success.

"Mouse? No. They contain cheese and I'm lactose intolerant."

Hooray for my Cat! who thinks EVERYTHING I DO is fantastic!

"Neither party seems to be talking about cats."

"It's an illegal sublet."

"Have you no shame?"

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Maude had warned the Cat not to lick itself so much.

"I am trying to pay attention to you, but your little brother keeps distracting me with a laser pointer."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Of course the Earth isn't flat. If it was, cats would have knocked everything off the edge years ago.

"I'm listening - I just need to chase this insect real quick."

My Bowl Is Empty.

'We all got up here, you'd think one of us would know how to get down.'

"My husband finally taught him to use the toilet but can't convince him to give up kitty litter."

'I tried to warn you against inflatable furniture.'

'This new cat is good.'

"Oh, all right. I guess we can run a load of cat toys."

"One more time... who keeps kicking litter all over the floor?"

'Ignore him, Josh, he's just trying to make you revert.'

Cat with a mallet waiting for mouse to come out of one of 3 mouse holes.

'He's very user friendly.'

'I'm sorry but I'm a small animal vet.'

'See! That cat always knows when it's his time to be put out!'

'You do nice work!'

'I know you got nine lives, but do you have to eat for all of them?'