Feline Friend Enthusiast Mugs

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"I hate it when we fight."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

Litter Tray Training

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The practical psychopath

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

Shelter Cat Nap

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."

Cat Hecklers

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

Pet psychic -- yup, she's for real.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."