Feline Friend Enthusiast Gifts

'Can you come back later? He's just found the sunny spot in his office.'

'Do any of you have experience with jumping and landing?'

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"And where have you previously moused?"

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Tiddles has left everything to an old folks' home.'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Litter Tray Training

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

The practical psychopath

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Lifestyles of the hamsters of the rich and famous.

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

' 'Cat in the Window'...chapter 14...'

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I hate it when we fight."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pets.

Beware of the Dog Hair.

Should've been routine. That was before the dog called and offered to pay twice as much to have the master put down.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Shelter Cat Nap

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"The painting and pillows were his idea. The scratches were mine."

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were my dog Willie."