Feline Friend Aficionado Gifts

'And he's so picky about what brand of tiny toilet paper he'll use. It would be much easier if we could just train him to use the litter box like the rest of us!'

"I see you've met and pet Fluffy."

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"It get it – you're hungry."

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Oh, wow! Is that stunning or what?" "Mid-century classic. Should be in a museum. Let's pee on it." "Totally."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

Litter Tray Training

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Pets.

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cat Hecklers

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Cat Panels. Cats soak up sun on rooftop like solar panels.

Diving Cat.

"Defense budget... Do you have any idea how much catnip $700 billion would buy?"

Cat holds sign which says - Will purr for food.

Pet Cemetery.

"How about a little more muse and a little less 'meow,' huh?"

'What's that humming sound?'

Excuse me.. Are you Dog Friendly?

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"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Funky Facts: Cats