Feline Entertainment Fan Mugs

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

Litter Tray Training

"This never happened."

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

Pets.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

Fluffy explains her string theory.

Cat Hecklers

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."