Feline Entertainment Fan Pillows

"I now what you've come to expect from me is physical comedy, but tonight I thought we'd try something a little different."

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"Actually, make that a double cream."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

"It get it – you're hungry."

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

'Do you have any catsup?'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Hon, come quick! Mr. Puff has lowered his impenetrable wall of feline indifference, and it probably won't last long!"

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

"Cat World Domination Day June 24th"

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

Ricky discovers only cartoon cats can fly.

'Of course I'm being catty. How else do you expect me to act?'

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This never happened."

'Wow, talk about shedding!'

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Litter Tray Training

'Wow...Your work is amazing!'

Pets.

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

Cats holding letters up that spell out 'Hang in there'.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

You're arrogant, aloof and spoiled...but I mean that in the nicest way.

'Simply put, we are on our ninth life!'

"I’ve seen better metaphors in my litter box."

Fluffy explains her string theory.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Cat Hecklers