Feline Antics Fan Pillows

'There's a 'most disgusting contest' photo finish.'

On his desk, a cat has an in box, out box and litter box.

Police Feline Unit

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

"Foster failure"

Cat woman shopping for cats.

"And as soon as he's on the mend,we'll get the physiotherapist in here with a ball of twine."

Nothing beats the love of a good cat.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

'Do you have any catsup?'

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

'Cat or dog?' - 'A little of both.'

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Man, my cat sneaks into the weirdest spots.

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Oh, really?... I'm actually more of a dog person.'

Cat Towels

Tell me again how aloof and independent cats are.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Just gotta wait 'till she wakes up."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"