Feline Antics Pillows

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

The Devil's Advocat

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Cat Reunion

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

The Goalkeeper

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

cat singing into microphone

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

Cat Gag Gifts

'Never underestimate my ability to slink'

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."