Feline Antics T-Shirts

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

'Who are you and what do you want?'

How Grandma's cat cleans those hard to reach places.

The Devil's Advocat

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."

"Sit on her chest and stare at her or knock things off the dresser. How do you wake your owner?"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Cat Reunion

The Goalkeeper

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

"Would you say the pain is more like a me-ow or a me-ouch?"

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'

Cat Gag Gifts

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Let's say you're all stretched out in your favorite spot and it gets cloudy...'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"Just in case I'm in danger of doing something. . . I'm going to take a cat nap."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"