Animal Antics T-Shirts

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'You do nice work!'

Cat in a Kit Bag.

"Shhhhh. Don't talk about my t-a-i-l. I don't want it to suspect anything when I sneak up and catch it."

"The next time you teach Rex to fetch the paper, make sure it's just our paper!"

The Goalkeeper

Photobomb-Sniffing Dog

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

'Rob's flying lessons seem to be paying off.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

Evil Pusskins#8

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Now Henny realised that racing Daisy to photocopy her bum, wasn't her brightest idea.

"Oh Christ! Not again, surely."

Hang Time Fido

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"... and make sure your head is on the fan. That's the best place for a nap."

Canine Frat Parties

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Groucho Chicken

"I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal, I will not lick the principal."

Monkey Curling Lion's Mane.

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

Cow Blue Arrows

"He was a sea rescue."

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Stubborn Horse

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'