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"Really?! You're new to golf, aren't you?!"

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"What part of 'giddyup' don't you understand?"

The Goalkeeper

"So, Mr Canary, I see you have experience as a mine safety specialist..."

Dog Training Academy and the Cat Anarchy Club.

'I think you should seek treatment for that Lego block obsession of yours!'

Separation

'Follow that cab!'

"Don't make me send in the bad cat."

Stan Mack's Real Life Funnies: The David Letterman Show Goes to the Dogs, Cats, Birds, Guinea Pigs...

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

Jungle Games

"He wants a second opinion."

"Looks like somebody brought a blanky to a pillow fight."

'No, I'm pretty sure she said, 'Sit!'

Dog Training.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No, Rusty, this one! You're barking up the wrong tree.'

Predator, Inc bought Prey, Ltd

"Have you ever considered getting braces?"

"Here's your water, locally sourced from the restroom."

"Come on... you love knocking things off the counter!"

"The guy I bought him from says he's a pure sheepdog."

'Get Doc Weston and Tell him I have a fever and to come over quick. We have a show to do tonight.' The talking dog goes over to the doctor's house and simply says 'woof'.

'We're all experts in one thing or another. For instance, I consider myself something of a specialist in fluid dynamics...'

'Okay...now watch what happens when I extend my claws.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Serves you right for licking it!"