Humorous Pet Antics T-Shirts

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

"It get it – you're hungry."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

The Goalkeeper

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Doggy conductor

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

Hang Time Fido

Whoa, good thing you had an airbag!

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."