Humorous Pet Antics Mugs

"It's interesting how differently the dog and cat play."

"It get it – you're hungry."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

The Goalkeeper

'If you must know, yes, I do sometimes fake purring.'

Doggy conductor

"Right. Women adore him, men want to be like him, and YOU... well, you're hopeless. So, am I the ONLY one who sees through this guy?"

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

"Anatomy of a cat"

"I know I said, 'If there's anything I can do,' but I draw the line on licking your incision for you."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

cat singing into microphone

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

Dog stuck in cat flap.

'Well, would ya look at this, Martha? The dog's stealin' our cable. I told you this breed can't be trusted.'

RING! RING! RING!: 'Not the cell phone AGAIN!'

"Yes, it's embarrassing, but my master has a broken leg, so this is the only way I can go for a walk right now...

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Hang Time Fido

'This is the last time I take the dog out for a walk!'

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"See. I told you they have Roomba Rodeos when we're gone."

'Journey of self-discovery' Dog realizes he can make his leg move when he scratches.