Funny Pet Moments Mugs

All I'm saying is, the next time you go for a perp walk, I'd like to be included.

"It get it – you're hungry."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Man wearing a dog cone

'No need to shout.'

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

The bad news is, Fluffy ate the squeaker out of her toy. The good news is, it's going to sound hilarious coming out.

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Play dead.'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

The poop scooper maid.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'