Funny Pet Moments Pillows

"It get it – you're hungry."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'Just taking the dog for a walk, Dear.'

"Do you recall the exact moment the balance of power shifted?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

'No need to shout.'

Man wearing a dog cone

"Peter quickly learns the limitations of his new hamster ball."

"You're God-knows-where all day long, then at night you pounce on my head... this is not a relationship."

'Other than no dognip or an indoor bathroom, I enjoy being a dog.'

101 uses of a dead cat: rollerskates

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

'Some watchdog you turned out to be!'

"It's OK! Stop splashing!"

"Don't think of them as fleas. Think of them as your entourage!"

'Play dead.'

When the cats realized that Hubert had permanently taken over their favourite couch, they took action.

Dog rescues cat from tree.

101 uses of a dead cat: pneumatic drill.

'He's a great dog...a bit of a drooler though.'

Although Bowser did seem to understand the concept of being house-trained.....

"I'm tripping over bernedoodles, labradoodles, goldendoodles, schnoodles and cockapoos, ...and you want me to somehow believe you're not sleeping around?"

"I'm always afraid I'll come to just as I'm being flushed down the toilet."

"I try and try, but I never sound like that."

"I think my name is 'stop that' but I don't know for sure."

"For your vet bills alone we can hire two pups."

"Of course, he's very low maintenance."

The poop scooper maid.

'I don't know where he's getting it from, but it happens every time I ask him to fetch my slippers.'

"Except for that time he pecked my eyes out he's been a good bird."