Fun Cat Antics Pillows

'Come down from that shelf, tuna can. . . come dooown. . .'

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

The Goalkeeper

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"It takes him forever to finish."

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

cat singing into microphone

Dog stuck in cat flap.

"Alternative lifestyle."

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Hang Time Fido

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."