Fun Cat Antics Pillows

'Come down from that shelf, tuna can. . . come dooown. . .'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'I foresee a few more months of creating havoc without consequences, and then, yes, I see the 'cute' factor will start to wear thin...'

He acts all cool and feral until the can of food comes out. Jingle jingle jingle.

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

Cat Show

The Goalkeeper

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

Shhh – I'm taking a virtual nap.

Cat Gets Hole in One.

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

"I told you not to let him out of your sight."

"Me, I love vacuuming: it makes the dog next door barking mad! Works every time..."

"It takes him forever to finish."

You're lucky - I wish mine was such a picky eater.

Dog stuck in cat flap.

cat singing into microphone

"You do realise that you are not the only client scheduled this morning?"

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

-'Do you have a last wish senor?' -'Yeah, I'd like to pee on your leg.'

"In this piece, Muffy uses broad, vigorous strokes in a passionate expression of feline angst."

'Who are you and what do you want?'

"Alternative lifestyle."

"Look at this – New Jersey is legalizing catnip."

"You threw the wrench again, didn't you?"

'He got a splinter from his scratching post.'

Hang Time Fido

'I'll get into the garbage, Whiskers here will wreck the sofa, and you - you'll drive the getaway castle.'

Cat flushing toilet with dog in bath.

Cats and boxes...BOXES!

'You never knew your father - he got stuck in a tree somewhere.'

How to Feign Affection To Get Your Way.

'Don't! It's one of my dad's furballs!'

"What I want to eat? That's easy. Anything you don't have."