Cat Behavior Curious Pillows

"Why can't you bring me a rodent like a normal cat?"

Randall couldn't wait to see what else the 'Magic Trash Can' could make disappear.

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I'm not napping yet, but I am getting ready to with a pre-nap warm up."

Cat Reunion

'Technically, I was making fun of your writing ability.'

WANTED Dead or Alive - Schrodinger's Cat.

"I have good news and bad news about your cat, Dr Schrodinger..."

"There HAS to be a giant ball at the end of all this string."

"Can you come back next week? He's napping."

"Now here's a tale that'll make you hair stand on end"

Litter Box Logistics Ltd.

"What we have here is a severe case of over-growing."

Long before Newton, Yampoo discovers gravity, unfortunately the Liazo Tribe doesn't have a written alphabet.

"If anyone should ask, I was in my doggy bed from 7 p.m. to midnight. Understand?"

"What SPF sunscreen do you suggest for lying around in a sunny spot?"

String Theory for Beginners.

Cat hunting in a cuckoo clock.

"Geez, Gary. How long you been workin' in that garden?"

Cat in tank sees fish form letters to spell out, 'Help'.

"Just how many ways are there to skin a cat?"

'Yes, that person there...'

'Yes, you were abandoned. But then I adopted you. Why are you still taking it out on my couch?'

'We don't do tricks.. because then they'll begin to expect it.'

"I tried dog food once. It tasted like chicken."

"Actually, There's a lot less pressure since I've gone from his best friend to his therapy dog."

'Education is very important. Let's go buy three liters of books so we can learn!'

'Wait a minute - isn't this one yours and that one mine?'

Question Mark

"It takes him forever to finish."

Cat Gag Gifts

'Oh my god, I may have to walk on the floor!'